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    thenorsebros:

    if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

    batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

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    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

    • me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
    • walmart cashier: sir for the last time

    not-safe-for-earth:

    relahvant:

    stability:

    when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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    jesus christ

    *WHEEZING*

    lanashiftdelrey:

    coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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    I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

    metrothuggin:

    u gonna regret not textin me back when my mixtape drop

    snorlaxatives:

    why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes


    ifimeanalottoyou:

    Drugs Under The Microscope


    tastefullyoffensive:

    [winterette] (more behind the gifs)

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