Only on Tumblr could you find advice on being buried alive in the same post as advice on cereal dust.
A fork, knife, and spoon all in one
Chopsticks with a soup spoon
2013 we did it
YEA ITS ALL FUN AND GAMES UNTIL YU GO TO TAKE A BITE OFF YOUR FORK AND GET THE CORNER OF MOUTH SLICED OPEN JOKER STYLE BY THE KNIFE PART OF IT
do you want to know how I got these scars?
Horrible Popsicle Stick Jokes