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    rawr0609:

    garfeildlogan:

    this thing w ferguson is making me wonder how many of the historical riots that happened in the 20th century they teach you about in school were actually ‘riots’ ??

    I’m scared that in 40 years, I’m gonna have to tell my child what really happened because their textbooks will be full of lies


    city-roots:

    OH MY FUCK IT GOT BETTER

    (Source: kiekstn)

    thenorsebros:

    if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next

    batlock:

    So.

    Cards Against Humanity.

    I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.

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    It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.

    If you have it, open your box.

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    You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?

    Do that.

    Do it carefully.

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    Holy shit.

    There’s something in there. What could that be?

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    There’s a card.

    There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.

    But what card?

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    I fucking love these people.

    • me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
    • walmart cashier: sir for the last time

    not-safe-for-earth:

    relahvant:

    stability:

    when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif

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    jesus christ

    *WHEEZING*

    lanashiftdelrey:

    coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents

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    I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that

    metrothuggin:

    u gonna regret not textin me back when my mixtape drop

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