if i die before my favorite show ends then use an ouija board to keep me updated about what happens next
Cards Against Humanity.
I’m a big fan. Well, I bought this.
It’s great. It hold all of my shit. But it holds something else too.
If you have it, open your box.
You see how I started to tear away at the top of the box there?
Do it carefully.
There’s something in there. What could that be?
There’s a card.
There is a card literally hidden in the top of the box.
But what card?
I fucking love these people.
- me: here is 300 gold give me your best magic staff
- walmart cashier: sir for the last time
when my kids ask where babies come from im just gonna show them this gif
coming out of your room at 3 am and seeing your parents
I really hate when I put food in the microwave and it starts popping and making explosive noises so I check it and it’s freezing cold like why you gotta play me like that
u gonna regret not textin me back when my mixtape drop
why the fuck does everyone in the purge movies want to kill people if crime was legal i’d find a way to erase my student debt and also probably steal a bunch of new clothes
Drugs Under The Microscope